So where are you guys?

So why did everyone stop posting? Or do I just have no life? Okay, don't answer that.

Vanessa, how did your stupid math test go? What about an apartment? When are you moving to NY? When does school start, huh? Gosh. If you haven't already moved away, you should come see me and Liesl.

Wilson, have you found another job yet? Are you going back to school? If so, where? How did your move to Salt Lake go?

Chelsi, I hope Lake Powell treated you well. I bet you're glad to have time off before school. When will you come visit me?

Elsie, that last post was wonderful, but I expect to hear more about Switzerland. Gosh. At least come tell me about your trip and show me pictures. Put together a slide show for me.

Mandy, how's the job search going? Are you going to go back to school? When are you going to get married? (Ha ha, just kidding. I figured since I'm already asking all the other annoying questions, I'd better finish the job. Or whatever. ha.)

Hollie, I really liked the update. I'm jealous you went to the Oregon coast. Someday I will. Someday I'll also go to New York, Europe, and the Amazon Jungle. And China, and perhaps Australia or New Zealand. Or Polynesia. Oh, and Yellowstone.

By the way Hollie, do you think you could make Liesl a yellow bracelet to go with her blessing gown? I vill pay you. And, yes, I noticed you never cashed the $5 check I gave you for my necklace with the Schwartzenegger crystals. Punk. (And Mandy, I also noticed you never cashed the $3 I gave you for the CD labels. You weren't just being charitable, were you?)

Amelia, I chat with you almost every day. But I still love your posts. Very amusing they are.

If I've left any of the regular posters out, I'm sorry. Not really. Obviously you don't post often enough for me to think of you, so it's your own fault.

Well, I still think my little girl is great. She's starting to smile a little. That's nice. Regretfully, the relief society stopped bringing me meals a week ago, so Jay and I are starving because I'm too lazy to cook.

Christy Archuleta got married el Fridayo, and I knew of her receptiono through the lovely, marvelous, award-winning HERALD JOURNAL. So I went. SHE has seen my lovely daughter, but none of yous guys have. Oh, and she looked very beautiful. Her skin goes so well in white. And her dress was beautiful, too. The groom looked a little nervous.

So I'm sick of writing about myself all the time. I do it just to fill the awkward empty spaces. Save me, people-- come on. You guys all lead such interesting lives.

xo-J-L